Snow on the beach at home in Welington, New Zealand.
Although perfectly equipped for the cold weather, our German Wirehaired Pointers Tulla & Zeus were somewhat taken aback at the cold white stuff present on their beach.
Zeus: “of course I know what it is, you bi-pedal buffoon - it’s just that I wasn’t expecting it here of all places”
Tulla: “Whatever - I don’t care what it is, or where it lands - just make it go away. How the hell am I supposed to know what to urinate on?”